Friday, March 25, 2011

Genius

Well idk about genus but i know that i'm pretty excited bc i think tha till get my happy ending. I'm workin on it as of now. thinking about what i want out of life.
I want:
  • Ti graduate college!
  • To become a nurse!
  • To fall  in love like i've never been hurt!
  • To have a house with a library basement and huge saltwater fish tanks with a shark.
  • To marry (possibly marry rather) a gentlemen who I can be a kid around and serious.
  • To remain close with only a few people including (excluding family) Clay, alison, and hannah.
  • To travel the world or at least go to australia.
  • Go to seaworld
  • have the best christmas display in town.
  • Dance in the rain
  • Have a little boy and girl.

Unappreciated

THis world doesn't know how to appreciate anymore. NOthing is goood enough for anyone. SO I'll write somethings i appreciate/ am thankful for:
  1. My friends! Special shout out to Alison, Clay, Doug, Olivia, Hannah, and all my tennis buds! Love you guys. Not to not mention my other friends of course but those r the near and dear home slices that i've held onto for a while.
  2. My freedom
  3. Hugs when I cry
  4. My freedom
  5. My family
  6. cuddling
  7. Gum
  8. My eyesight
  9. Music
  10. Being able to hear
  11. God
  12. My texture problem
  13. True love
  14. Flip flops and athletic sandals
  15. Contacts!
  16. Boots!
  17. Instruments
  18. My body bc it's a work of God's art even if I don't like it sometimes (esp in my tight tennis uniform yuck!)
  19. Cameras
  20. Pictures
  21. The right to forgiveness
  22. Sports
  23. Tight pants <3
  24. Talent
  25. animals
  26. friendship in general
  27. Hair gel
  28. Fighting bc it teaches you a lot
  29. Socks!
  30. Sweet comments
  31. scandalous the word
  32. Having noth my hands and arms and legs all 20 fingers and toes
  33. Beds, my home
  34. the ability to think
  35. intelleggence,

Friday, March 11, 2011

It was the accountant with the hammer at the country club!

The hammer was in the pool house. The victims fake was bashed in. Thrown in the pool. I replayed the murder scene. That is extremely peculiar. That _uy on his cell phone. I shall _o question him. I walked over and read his bad_e. "Marcus Bowmont. Accountant."
"sir!" I jo__ed over there.
"i'm on the phone, one moment." he sneared. I used karate moves and threw the phone in the pool next to where he and I were standin. It sank to the bottom and the creen went black. "There. It was one moment." I must question you on the events taht happened last ni_ht."
"Okay, but I promise you I know nothin."
"That's for you to know and me to find out. Now, as you are aware, an old man with a youn_ wife was killed and thrown in the pool last ni_ht." Do you know why there is a hammer in the pool house?"
"no." he replied.
"Okay and do you know how he was killed?"
"No."
"Do you know his wife?"
"Yes. I work with her at my bank." He was sweaty.
"You work with her. Hmmmm. What kind of work?" I thou_ht, ponderin all options.
"Business." HE shifted his wei_ht to his ri_ht le_.
"And did she ever discuss her personal life with you?"
"Yes. I know she wsa havin problems with him." He looked at the pool with a ponderin_ face.
"Your answers are very short."
"i'm aware." he announced.
"And sir, can you tell me who you were just talkin to?"
"A client."
"Lies!! I heard you refer to that person as Pumpkin bottom. A very friendly nickname for a client."
"You heard wron_." He wran_ his palms and his eyes darted lookin_ for an exit.
"I heard ri_ht. I also heard the conversation. Tellin_ Pumpkin Bottom where the weapon was. Hammer, in the poo lhouse, where you've been for hours now...in a suit! Ironically the man's face was bashed in. Obvious blunt trama to his face. Only a hammer could do it. I also heard you say you'd see her toni_ht and to wear somethin_ sexy. Yes sir! MR. Bowmont I heard it all." I smiled.
"Okay! I admit it! I was havin_ an affair with her! The whole thin_ was planned." He smirked. "Old man was _oin to die anyways. I just helped him alon_. I don't re_ret it one bit. But you'll never be able to prove I said anythin_ in court." He cackled, smu_ with his plan.
"I held up the tape recorder as I slapped the handcuffs on his bony wrists.
"Yes sir I can."

A _uide to Life

cuss words are _oin_ to be bleaped out.

Let me just tell you how to live your life. Don't let people walk all over you! Don't take crap, yo. Like fo real. If someone does somethin_ that you don't like tell em. If they don't like that you told them screw em. Ri_ht.
I'm very an_ry. ri_ht now. Like nothin_ will chan_e my mood. So tired of b-words. Thinkin_ they could contro leverythin_. You bit. I bite back, harder. I take limbs with me too, sweetheart.
This day started off bad.Seein those 2 people just so effin _ross. So take to add to my lovely pissed mood.
Screw everyone. haha
Man screamo is pretty _reat for an_er!
Why did she have to start bein that way. Theres no mf need.
She won't even talk to us about it. Just barkin orders. Well honey, yuou have no idea what youre messin with. My mom can tear you apart like your tryin to my time to shine. I'm _oin_ solo no matter what now. _uys are ridiculous and mommas boys just need to crawl up with their bottles and not try to _et involved with _irls.
I'm pretty proud i havent used that many cuss words. I apolo_ize for those I have. YOu can't make someone look like a millin book while spendin $10 and puttin them next to someone with $1000 spent on them. Just cant happen.
She wants to throw off on everythin I want to say so throw off on this one bc i don't _ive a crap. Hate to hurt him but its her fault.

Purple

P- pretty, poutin_, pants, party, pale, pinch, pedantic, profuse, perfusion, playful
U- unbelievable, unrealistic, uncontrolable, unattractive.
R- radiation, road, really, ri_ht, rou_h, ready.
P- political, pi_, penis, princess, pen_uin.
L- lions, love, loss, lake
E- exit, extinct, embroider, ecstacy.

SHORT STORY PASSAFE

I have no lettter that comes after f and before h so i'm just _onna leave it out. I r leave it out.

Out of the conrner of her eye she noticed a fi_ure pracnicin_ around in a circle. Muuuuuuuuuurrrrrkkkkk. The llama screamed. Dewdrop flew up away from Mr. Pickles. "What have you done to Lily? You FIEND!"
He cackled. "i have taken over her mind!" He scurried over to an i-pod in an i-home.
"With Ke$ha!" He exploded with evil lau_hter.
"YOu didin't!" She _asped.
"Oh I did." and with that Mr. Pickles turned on some music."Take it off" came on and floaded the stone walls. "Sooon every animal and fiary will be under my control after listenin_ to the "Animal" CD.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Chagall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:
The fight was scaring me. He was literally beating her! Smack! There went her face. Whiy on Earth would somone do this to a lady? Inappropriate. I watched for a little while longer to see if it would stop. It didn't.
I took off running towards the window. As I got closer and closer, I took a giant leap. My foot broke through the glass and i landed on my feet in the shards inside her living room.
"What the ---" I cut him off before the profanity spewed out.
"Stop citizen! I'm her to take that woman away! From YOU! You evil heifer!" I shouted.
I took her by the stomach and flew out of the window.


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Other person:
I sat by my window, waiting for him to come through my window. I don't know how but he always comes through my window. So i waited, he always shows up at this time.
"miss me?" the man said, hanging in the window nonchalant smile on his face.
"Of course I did." I smiled, returing the smile. We shared a lovers kiss and sat down in my room.
"There's something we need to talk about" he said sitting on my bed.
"we can't stay here" he warnedd.
"I know, but do we have to go right now?" I Whined. "I need time to say goodbye to my family".
"no your weddin gis tomorrow, we have to go now." he said, more serious this time.
"but where will we go> how will we live> How will we live? Much less how will we even get out of here?"

Hedgehog vs Fairy.. Who will win?

Everyone gets along in the forest, until one day when an evil Italian hedgehog named Mr. Pickles tries to take over the minds of the animal kingdom, starting with a llama named Lily. The only one to try to stop him is a small fairy named Dewdrop Startwinkle. In a race against the clock Dewdrop fights off frog guards, alligators, and the hedgehog in order to try to stop him fro mtaking over the animal world. Who will win the battle of good and evil?

Sweet and Saltay!

PS I GOT AN 80% ON MY STAT TEST

Let me start by saying I def heart Bon Jovie! <3
Well I thnk sweet and salty describes my personality. I'm sweet when i love you but most of the time I'm like salt in a wound. haha People tell me i'm pretty intimidating. I'm not sure how or why. Maybe it's my stare :| Whatever the cause I'm not complaining. I do have the sweet side too. Ask my friend, Alison. She knows I use intimidation b/c I care.
Yeah i'm pretty much a bully. But that's okay.
i'd also prefer salty to sweet, usually. I'm not huge on sweets, really. I love them but I could live without having tons of them. I also put salt on pretty much EVERYTHING! LIke forealz. Might be why i'm not the skinniest thing ever. But i'm happuy with myself, on some/most days.
 Wow This page is really random. I'm struggling w/ ADHD right now.
Awww. Aaron Kerfoot is the most adorable thing. hahahah
Sinjin looks like he's thinking hard. He's pretty awesome.
Michelle looks pretty today, like she does everyday :) She's awesome <3

The Best Imaginable

Well the "worst imaginable" was losing him, so the best would be actually having him...
But INstead of writing about him again I'll write about the guy who is the best imaginable , well besides the other one who I can't have.
He treats me like an angel, truly and sincere. He jumps when I tell him to, laughs whenever I do, and will give me the shirt off his back in negative ten degree weather. It's been like this for a while but I've always been annoyed or with or talking to someone else. Never rly given him a chance. Call me desperate or call it an awakening, but I think I might be starting to see him in anew light slowly, slowly, slowly, slowwwly.
He's not the cutest, but the way he treats me is like no other guy.
He always smiles no mattter what. He lives an optomistic life. He's extremely intellegent. Fun to be around. He's the nice guy in the story.He's always finishing last and it makes me sad, but it's my fault. His love has never strayed in two or three years. He always compliments me, and just likes me for me. Always looks me in the eyes too! He's a true frog prince hahaha.

<3